May 2013
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Thank you Rob Delaney
I don’t *want* there to be global nuclear holocaust, but at least then I wouldn’t have to see pictures of “cosplay” online. — rob delaney (@robdelaney) May 1, 2013
May 1st
April 2013
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Apr 4th
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Apr 3rd
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March 2013
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Skyrim Nick Cage Style →
So I FINALLY got my hands on Skyrim, and I was doing the Liam Neeson thing (fist fighting wolves on snowy mountaintops) I then kicked myself, because I realized I could have made my guy look like Nick Cage.   So I wanted to know if I was the only one who thought of something that brilliant. Nope, and someone one upped me. theadventuresofnicolascage: Nicholas Cage playthrough. The rules are...
Mar 23rd
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Mar 11th
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Mar 11th
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Mar 4th
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February 2013
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 20th
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“My grandkids always beat me at Rock Band. And I say, ‘Listen, you may beat me at...”
–  Paul McCartney pwning grandkids - NY Times (via Reddit)
Feb 18th
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Bungie Reveals Destiny
Jezum Crow, there’s a lot of info here…  Bungie style.  So that means a lot of platitudes and very little on anything else. So here’s what I gleaned  It’s an MMO but not, that you can play it solo but have friends help you out along the way.  Or meet people that’ll join in your fight. It’s an always on persistent world, that you’ll be able to interact...
Feb 17th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 10th
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A trip into madness: A terrible fan base.  →
i-e-madness: I was until very recently a subscriber on YouTube to xboxahoy. He does weapon guides for COD. I hate his gameplay because it is terrible, with drop shotting and jumping. I left a message telling him that I hate his play style and that he has lost a subscriber. I wished him well because he has never done me wrong. The backlash from his fans has been horrendous, you would swear that...
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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The next Xbox will require an always-on...
iheartchaos: Sony will be announcing their next generation Playstation later this month, and Microsoft won’t be far behind. New deets have come forward about the next Xbox— it will require an always-on internet connection, it won’t play second-hand games, it will have Blu Ray discs up to 50gb and a brand new Kinect system. Read More No used games?  BULLSHIT!!  Looks like for the next...
Feb 7th
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January 2013
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Another take on Angry Birds
Jerry’s gf (Pamela Adlon) plays too much Angry Birds. “Pigs steal eggs. Birds kill pigs.It’s a farmhouse conflict! It’s not your war!” — Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) January 22, 2013
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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THQ is gone. - Link →
From Kotaku:  Today, THQ was officially sold and auctioned off. Within the next few weeks, the company will be no more. The company’s assets have been divided, pending final court approval: Sega agreed to purchase Relic (Company of Heroes), Koch Media has agreed to purchase Volition (Saint’s Row) and the Metro property, Crytek has agreed to buy Homefront, Take-Two will purchase the...
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Breaking News: Atari U.S. operation files for... →
breakingnews: LA Times: The U.S. operations of iconic but long-troubled video game maker Atari have filed for bankruptcy in an effort to break free from their debt-laden French parent. Atari Inc. and three of its affiliates filed petitions for Chapter 11 reorganization in U.S. Bankruptcy Court in New York… Dammit Atari, can’t you ever get your shit together? We don’t we...
Jan 21st
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August 2012
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Aug 12th
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So I FINALLY got ME3, I know I know, but I’m broke and I had to wait for a friend to beat it first. Anyway, I can’t wait to get home and play the shit out of it…. naked. Two reasons,  It’s fucking H-O-T in my apartment. There is no set of pants big enough to contain my murder boner.
Aug 11th
July 2012
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Jul 27th
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ShortFormBlog: A model in decline? Zynga's cruddy... →
shortformblog: $22.8 million loss for Zynga in the most recent quarter -$1.89 the amount Zynga’s stock went down in after-hours trading on Wednesday after the company announced downright dismal results -$2.23 the amount Facebook’s stock went down in after-hours trading in reaction — the company…
Jul 26th
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“Ryan Perez tells actor Wil Wheaton, Felicia Day’s friend, “Go fuck yourself, you...”
– But it’s fucking Wil Wheaton though!  Who gives a shit?  Even TNG dumped his ass. I wonder if Destructoid would hire me, I’m usually nicer when I’m interviewing. END OF SHOW » Destructoid writer Ryan Perez attempts career suicide by Twitter
Jul 1st
June 2012
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An open letter to the guys who want to see Lara... →
newsweek: think-progress: Just read it.  What the actual &$%# Holy hell.  What the fuck is wrong with you?
Jun 19th
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Draw Something is being turned into a reality show...
iheartchaos: Just when I think that reality TV shows have been wrung absolutely bone dry, networks just keep coming up with more stupid fucking ideas. Like Draw Something. It’s a fun app, it’s sold a zillion copies, but a reality show? CBS thinks it’s worth pursuing, but CBS has a lot of dumb ideas. They thought turning a Twitter feed (Shit My Dad Says) would make a good show, too. Read...
Jun 17th
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Jun 7th
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May 2012
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WatchWatch
collegehumor: If Diablo 3 Were a Girl Still better than going to prom with that Nintendo-64. Fuck Diablo!  Literally!
May 24th
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Play this now!
iheartchaos: Got some time to blow? Want to relive the days of old school gaming? FOR FREE? IN YOUR BROWSER? To celebrate the 20th anniversary of the release of Wolfenstein 3D, Bethesda has put the first three episodes of the game online for free. Play it in your browser, kill Nazis, save the world etc. Play it here Submitted by InformationDesk I love it when I make them cough blood.
May 10th
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Up until April, the hit mobile doodling game Draw Something, which first debuted in February, was growing at an unprecedented rate — amassing 20 million daily active users at one point. In late March, the game’s parent company, OMGPOP, was snatched up by online gaming giant Zynga for an eyebrow-raising $200 million, and usership has declined since. In April, the title lost a third of its...
May 8th
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May 6th
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Frances Bean Cobain Has Controlled Kurt Cobain's...
While Love was in charge of Kurt’s likeness in 2009, his avatar appeared in Guitar Hero 5 singing Bon Jovi and Bush songs. Although she loudly claimed she’d sue, the people behind the game made it clear that Love’s signature made it perfectly legal. I worked on that game and when I first saw it my first thought was what did Courtney Love buy with that sweet Activision cash?
May 3rd
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May 2nd
“4. You can control your dreams If you’re interested in lucid dreaming,...”
– 5 mind-bending facts about dreams | MNN - Mother Nature Network
May 2nd
Some new Black Ops II info
The Black Ops II story will be branching—it will feature choices and variable outcomes. Wait, what? Yep. At one point, players had an option to either grab a sniper rifle and cover their squad, or rappel down to join up with them. Presumably that choice leads to a slightly different gameplay experience—this looks like one of the smaller of the choices offered in the game. A large part of the...
May 2nd
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Woman attacks cop with dildo, GTA style
iheartchaos: “She walked into her bedroom. She said her money was in her dresser drawer and she opened it and reached inside and removed a “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device” and held it over her head and approached the officer in a threatening manner.” Read more here That’s Saints Row The Third I believe, not GTA.  GTA is too classy for that shit.
May 1st
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April 2012
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Nintendo just posted their first annual losses...
iheartchaos: In its long history, Nintendo has never posted an annual profit loss as a public company. Until this year, when a combination of poor Wii sales, a strong Japanese yen and a rather rocky 3DS launch caused the game company to suffer a half billion dollar loss. Yes, Nintendo is fallible after all. Read More So making the same game over and over and over again for a limited...
Apr 27th
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Gamer Food
Find me a more irritating “subculture” than gamers, I dare you. Yeah, furries and diapermen are weird and gross and all that, but at least those dudes aren’t constantly griping about how their expensive toys aren’t considered art. Gamers seem insistent on constantly reminding the public that their toys are serious toys, deserving of respect, blah blah, goodbye Aeris, my...
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Time to be shameless...
gaminginyourunderwear: So, it’s been brought to my attention that there is a contest going on with Maxim for a new Gamer Girl and I have entered!  So, if you could spare a moment and vote (or reblog so others may also see the message to vote) I would very much appreciate it!  I know that I don’t really have too much of a chance compared to other girls, but it’s still a nice way to get more...
Apr 23rd
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PeterMilo.Is.A.Writer: Coming To a Screen Near... →
petermiloisawriter: WASHINGTON (CBSDC) — In a sign of how politics are affecting different forms of media, a Kickstarter project is promising gaming libertarians a video game based on one of their favorite politicians. “Ron Paul: The Road to REVOLution” is being made by Texas programmer Daniel Williams, one of… Do you know what’s a sexier use of liberty? I’m not sure, but...
Apr 19th
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